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Anubis, Olwen, and Morpheus?

Anubis: How do you feel about death?  I’m not religious so I don’t think there is anything afterwards to look forward to or fear so its just something that happens.

Olwen: What is your favorite flower? Iris

Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what? No I don’t really daydream, I’m too busy

Mythology Asks

  • Anubis:

    How do you feel about death?

  • Atum:

    What are your greatest imperfections?

  • Bastet:

    Do you have any cats?

  • Hathor:

    What brings you joy?

  • Horus:

    What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?

  • Osiris:

    Do you believe in the underworld?

  • Ra:

    Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?

  • Thoth:

    Do you like to read/write?

  • Arawn:

    What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?

  • Bran:

    How is your health?

  • Brighid:

    Tell us about your relationship with your father.

  • Cernunnos:

    What is your favorite animal?

  • Danu:

    What is your relationship with your mother?

  • Morrigan:

    What do you think happens when we die?

  • Olwen:

    What is your favorite flower?

  • Rhiannon:

    Have you ever been betrayed?

  • Bragi:

    What kind of music do you listen to?

  • Freya:

    Have you ever been in love?

  • Freyr:

    Do you have any children?

  • Hœnir:

    Are you a silent or talkative person?

  • Iounn:

    How old are you?

  • Loki:

    What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?

  • Odin:

    What is your family like?

  • Thor:

    Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?

  • Tree:

    What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?

  • Aphrodite:

    What do you think of yourself?

  • Ares:

    Are you an easy person to anger?

  • Athena:

    Would you consider yourself an artist?

  • Apollo:

    Do you play any instruments?

  • Dionysus:

    Do you drink?

  • Hades:

    Do you have a bad reputation?

  • Hekate:

    Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?

  • Hermes:

    Have you ever stolen anything?

  • Poseidon:

    Are you a moody person?

  • Zeus:

    Are you a confident person?

  • Jupiter:

    Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?

  • Pluto:

    Where do you think we go when we die?

  • Apollo & Dianna:

    Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?

  • Mars:

    Have you ever gotten into a fight?

  • Minerva:

    Do you generally give good advice?

  • Proserpine:

    Have you ever felt trapped?

  • Plutus:

    Do you have a job?

  • Venus:

    Have you ever had your heart broken?

  • Vesta:

    Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?

  • Morpheus:

    Do you daydream often? Of what?

hideousblob:

philipquast:

ive had the same password since fifth grade

a collection of some of the songs i used to listen to years ago (25 tracks)

[8tracks]

♫ ♫ hollaback girl // gwen stefani ♫ big girls dont cry // fergie ♫ how far weve come // matchbox twenty ♫ girlfriend // avril lavigne ♫ this kiss // faith hill ♫ hey there delilah // plain white ts ♫ dirty little secret // all american rejects ♫ zombie // the cranberries ♫ welcome to the black parade // my chemical romance ♫ everytime we touch // cascada ♫ a thousand miles // vanessa carlton ♫ before he cheats // kelly clarkson ♫ love song // sara bareilles ♫ pocketful of sunshine // natasha bedingfield ♫ beautiful soul // jesse mccartney ♫ dance, dance // fall out boy ♫ bad day // daniel powter ♫ its my life // bon jovi ♫ ironic // alanis morisette ♫ so what // p!nk ♫ sk8er boi // avril lavigne ♫ far away // nickelback ♫ chasing cars // snow patrol ♫ unwritten // natasha bedingfield ♫ since u been gone // kelly clarkson ♫ ♫

yes

  • Track Name

    Sherlock theme slowed down

sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins:

the-female-jaeger:

meowrailsandthediamonds:

thescienceofjohnlock:

withoutalittlerisk:

mu5icliz:

crazy-rainbow-starr:

tyrionical:

Sherlock theme slowed down! 

i don’t know what to think about this…

It sounds like if Tim Burton rewrote the elephant march song in the Jungle Book holy fucking shit

I keep expecting to see or hear Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp.

Tim Burton’s Sherlock Holmes

^^ that is the best thing I’ve seen all week 

A List of “Men’s Rights” Issues That Feminism Is Already Working On

Feminists do not want you to lose custody of your children. The assumption that women are naturally better caregivers is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not like commercials in which bumbling dads mess up the laundry and competent wives have to bustle in and fix it. The assumption that women are naturally better housekeepers is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to have to make alimony payments. Alimony is set up to combat the fact that women have been historically expected to prioritize domestic duties over professional goals, thus minimizing their earning potential if their “traditional” marriages end. The assumption that wives should make babies instead of money is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want anyone to get raped in prison. Permissiveness and jokes about prison rape are part of rape culture, which is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want anyone to be falsely accused of rape. False rape accusations discredit rape victims, which reinforces rape culture, which is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be lonely and we do not hate “nice guys.” The idea that certain people are inherently more valuable than other people because of superficial physical attributes is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to have to pay for dinner. We want the opportunity to achieve financial success on par with men in any field we choose (and are qualified for), and the fact that we currently don’t is part of patriarchy. The idea that men should coddle and provide for women, and/or purchase their affections in romantic contexts, is condescending and damaging and part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be maimed or killed in industrial accidents, or toil in coal mines while we do cushy secretarial work and various yarn-themed activities. The fact that women have long been shut out of dangerous industrial jobs (by men, by the way) is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to commit suicide. Any pressures and expectations that lower the quality of life of any gender are part of patriarchy. The fact that depression is characterized as an effeminate weakness, making men less likely to seek treatment, is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be viewed with suspicion when you take your child to the park (men frequently insist that this is a serious issue, so I will take them at their word). The assumption that men are insatiable sexual animals, combined with the idea that it’s unnatural for men to care for children, is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want you to be drafted and then die in a war while we stay home and iron stuff. The idea that women are too weak to fight or too delicate to function in a military setting is part of patriarchy.

Feminists do not want women to escape prosecution on legitimate domestic violence charges, nor do we want men to be ridiculed for being raped or abused. The idea that women are naturally gentle and compliant and that victimhood is inherently feminine is part of patriarchy.

Feminists hate patriarchy. We do not hate you.

If you really care about those issues as passionately as you say you do, you should be thanking feminists, because feminism is a social movement actively dedicated to dismantling every single one of them. The fact that you blame feminists—your allies—for problems against which they have been struggling for decades suggests that supporting men isn’t nearly as important to you as resenting women. We care about your problems a lot. Could you try caring about ours?

(via tardisandcinnamon)

(Source: angerr)

zacharyquintno:

lotr 30 day challenge | day 24 | whatever tickles your fancy

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gehayi:

rhaithe:

typingfrantically:

Let me talk to you about books.

Specifically, one book. This book.

This book should be a best seller. This book should be required reading for graduating from high school. Before you get that diploma, you read this book.

This book deals with debunking “Neurosexism,” which is a very fancy term for all of that evolutionary psychology bullshit that people spill about those “brain differences” between boys and girls.

This book debunks such myths as:

  • Boys are better at math than girls
  • Women make crappy lawyers/business CEOs/etc, as their brains are not cut out for aggression.
  • Men make crappy counselors/primary school teachers/primary parents/etc, as their brains are not cut out for empathy.
  • MEN ARE BUILT FOR GOING OUT AND HUNTING WHILE WOMEN ARE BUILT FOR STAYING HOME AND BABYMAKING IT’S NOT SEXISM IT’S JUST BIOLOGY
  • And many other such myths.

Furthermore, this book covers topics such as: 

  • Neurosexism and gender perceptions in multiple races (as this is not a singularly white experience, just as the western world isn’t a singularly white experience)
  • Sex discrimination in the workplace, and how women are (or, more often, are not) allowed to behave
  • How science is used (badly) to support many of these claims
  • Experiences of trans people, both through interviews and empirical studies.

AND FINALLY - It is all brilliantly researched, cited, compiled - and it’s easy to read! Cordelia Fine actually manages to be funny while writing this, which I think is important, because it makes all of this information infinitely accessible.

Delusions of Gender has reinforced what Oberlin taught me: The gender binary is stupid and arbitrary, and dangerous. And it is a self-perpetuating bias that needs to be addressed to be overcome.

So adding this to my to-read list.

And it’s currently available on Kindle for $3.34.

(Source: chromaluv)

thelethifoldwitch:

Imagine Hogwarts after the Battle, after the War, sure

But imagine Hogwarts’ students, after their year with the Carrows and Snape.

Imagine a tiny little first-year whose porcupine pincushions still have quills, but to whom Fiendfyre comes easily. The second-year who tried to go back, to fight; whose bravado got Professor Sinistra killed, as she pushed him out of the way of a Killing Curse. The third-year who perfectly brewed poisons, hands shaking, wishing for the courage to spike the Carrows’ cups. The fourth-year who throws away all of their teacups, their palmistry guidebooks, because what use is Divination if it didn’t see this coming? The fifth-year who can barely remember what O.W.L.S. are, let alone that she was supposed to take them. The sixth-year who can’t manage Lumos to save their life, but whose proficiency with the Cruciatus Curse rivals Bellatrix’s.

Imagine the seventh-year who laughs until he cries, thinking about the first-years who will fall asleep in History of Magic while their story is told.

Imagine the Muggleborn first-years left alive, if there are any: imagine what they think of the magical world, when their introduction to it was Death Eaters and being tortured by their classmates for having been born.

Imagine the students who went home to their parents (or guardians, or wards, or orphanages) and showed them what they’d learned: Dark curses, hexes, Unforgiveables; that Muggles are filth, animals, lesser. Who, yes, still can’t transfigure a match into a needle but Mum, there’s a hex that can make you feel as though you’re being stabbed with thousands. (Don’t ask them how they know.)

Imagine the students who will never be able to see Hogwarts as home.

Imagine the students Hogwarts has left, when it starts up again the lack of Muggleborns, blood-traitors, half-bloods, dead and gone the lack of purebloods; the Ministry would have chucked everyone of age (and possibly just below) in Azkaban for Unforgiveables, wouldn’t they?

Imagine how few students there are left to teach; imagine how few teachers are left to teach them.

Imagine the students who can’t walk past a particular classroom, who can’t walk through a hallway, who can’t walk into the Great Hall without having a panic attack or breaking down. Imagine the school-wide discovery that the carriages aren’t horseless after all; that everyone, from the firsties to the teachers, can see Thestrals.

Imagine the memorials, the heaps of flowers and mementoes in every other corner, hallway, classroom; every other step you take on the grounds.

Imagine the ghosts.

Imagine the students destroying Snape’s portrait, using the curses, hexes, even Fiendfyre they’ve been taught how to wield it has to be restored nearly every week; Snape stays with Phineas Nigellus semi-permanently. (None of the other portraits will welcome him. His reasons do not excuse his conduct.)

Imagine the students unable to trust each other everyone informed on everyone, your best friend might turn you in.

Imagine the guilt that everyone carries (it should have been me, it’s my fault s/he’s dead, I told on them, it’s all my fault), the students incapable of meeting each other’s eyes because it’s my fault your best friend, your sibling, your Housemate, your boy/girlfriend is dead.

Imagine the memorials piled high with the wands of the dead. Imagine the memorials piled high with the self-snapped wands of the living.

Imagine the students who are never able to produce a Patronus.

Imagine Boggarts being removed from the curriculum because Riddikulus is near impossible to grasp, even for the sixth- and seventh-years. Because their friends and families dead will never, ever be funny.

Imagine the students for whom magic feels tainted.

Imagine the students who leave the wixen world hell, the students who leave Britain entirely, because there’s nothing left for them there.

Imagine the students who never use magic again.

(Image source.)

(From the mind of the wonderful lavenderpatil, a keen look at how students might be after war.)

the-misadventures-of-lele:

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."

escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

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